For Sale: Bronze Statue, For Whatever

Look, I'm not going to try and snow you here: this is not an attractive statue. It's a weird image, cast in bronze making it even weirder, and this thing has no obvious purpose.

"But it's art," you may be thinking, "its purpose is but to be." 

Touche, nerd. 

I'm not buying the thing. Maybe you are. Maybe you've got a shelf in your home or apartment that's been bare for years, and your husband keeps promising to win that softball trophy and hasn't, no matter how many push-ups he pretends to do.

Maybe there was a picture of your ex-girlfriend there and you just haven't had the heart to put anything else up. It was her spot after all *sob*. 

Whatever, I'm not your therapist. If you want to drop $300 clams on a weird bronze statute of a girl (selling flowers or kittens or something?) I'm not going to stop you. 

It's available, right here on Craigslist.

Do you have something big, heavy, interesting, hilarious, expensive, alive, taxidermied, weird-looking or free you'd like to sell? Let us know, and we'll put it on the site.